{"id":536,"date":"2006-08-17T15:33:25","date_gmt":"2006-08-17T23:33:25","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=536"},"modified":"2006-08-17T15:36:08","modified_gmt":"2006-08-17T23:36:08","slug":"identropy-stephen-colbert-identity-and-user-16006693","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.identityblog.com\/?p=536","title":{"rendered":"Identropy &#8211; Stephen Colbert, Identity and User 16006693"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ashraf Motiwala from Ash&#39;s Identity blog has&nbsp;contributed <a href=\"http:\/\/identityman.blogspot.com\/\">this&nbsp;illumination<\/a>:&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Stephen Colbert had a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.comedycentral.com\/shows\/the_colbert_report\/videos\/season_2\/index.jhtml\" class=\"broken_link\"><font color=\"#666699\">hilarious piece<\/font><\/a> on tonight&#39;s Colbert Report regarding protecting identity while searching (he suggests typing with your weaker hand, to disguise your typing patterns), in response to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2006\/08\/09\/technology\/09aol.html?pagewanted=1&amp;ei=5088&amp;amp;en=996f61c946da4d34&amp;ex=1312776000&amp;partner=rssnyt&amp;emc=rss\" class=\"broken_link\"><font color=\"#6699cc\">AOL debacle<\/font><\/a> (if you haven&#39;t heard, they released about 3 months of search histories comprising of some 20 million searches&#8230;but don&#39;t worry, they replaced people&#39;s usernames with random numbers&#8230;so we are safe, right?)<br \/>\nNot exactly. Paul Boutin used splunkd.com to parse the heck out of the data &#8211; and arrived at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.slate.com\/id\/2147590\/?nav=tap3\"><font color=\"#6699cc\">seven patterns<\/font><\/a> of searchers. According to him, according to the data &#8211; people fall into one of seven searcher categories: the pornhound, the manhunter (looks up a persons name again and again), the shopper, the obsessive (the person who searches for the same thing incessantly), the omnivore (the person who searches like crazy, and doesn&#39;t really have a pattern), the newbie and the basketcase.<\/p>\n<p>The most interesting way that I found to look at the data is to pick out a specific user. It&#39;s damn interesting, comical, and scary as to how much insight you might get. Take a look at User 16006693 go from politics, to retirement, to politics, to religion, to sex, quickly back to religion (repent!), to food and finally to heartburn. 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